Is someone good with a needle and thread I gone and got ripped again
Mother always used to say, ‘Keep yourself intact today’
But tactlessly we went astray on the way to Drury Lane,
on the way to Drury Lane
Is someone good water and bread, I think my head needs sealing
It wandered off the other day – I thought it just went out to play
But now it says it wants to stay and I don’t like the feeling,
I don’t like the feeling
Is someone good with a brush or a pen, I need to draw a tree
The one in this back garden grew 200 years but then it blew
Upon the ground, came crashing down and now I cannot see
and now I cannot see
Is someone good with a hammer & nail I think my soul needs tacking
I bought a new one some time back and wore it out on a mountain track
And now I want the old one back coz this one keeps on flapping
this one keeps on flapping
Is someone good with a heart and soul I big time need a fix
The alter ego’s stuck in first I cannot get it out what’s worse
It’s gone and got this dreadful thirst and it needs your special mix,
it needs your special mix
Is someone good with a needle and thread I gone and got ripped again